church of the eternal sphinchter

Church of the Eternal sphinchter poster..

deadhead christians - apostate church

The "church of the deadhead Christians", which uses LSD and deals it, possibly committing acid-terrorism with the water supplies of the US and world wide are the apostate church.

Apostate church #1

Feminist Xtianity is the apostate church -

Blessed Be
Riverwind )O(

Church of the Holy Sphincther

The Church of the Holy Sphinchter is the apostate church from Revelation.

Liberation Street Church

Liberation Street Church on 214 W. Burnside in Portland, Oregon is a small church that is in a store-front on the corner of Burnside and 2nd Ave.  They would accept even homeless people that other churches would not even allow through the door.  They are a street outreach and it got started over ten years ago with Pastor Charles Moore and his friend Ernie giving chilli on the streets of Portland.

church and state

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Separation of church and state goes both ways.  It protects the various religious establishments from the goverment. (Look at what happened in the USSR) and it protects the government (run by, of, and for the people) from religion.  I am a Wiccan and it is just as bad to put someone in a wicker chair in the USA as it would be for the churches to get together and burn someone at the stake (for witchcraft or heresy).  This provision in the bill of rights also protects Christians from being persecuted Roman style.  By the way, the Romans persecuted atheists too. (and conversely, communist nations like the USSR persecuted religious folks)
Also, I do not like to call myself pagan, since the word means country dweller and smacks of Roman authoritarianism.  By the way, the Bible was on the Roman Catholic Index during the middle ages.

The Church

The Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.  I heard my pastor say this once.