Oneness of the Goddess and God

When the Goddess and God agree on something, they are one.  The Goddess and God have different powers, but they always work together.  The Goddess and God are monogamous.  I once had sex before marriage.  I did not understand that then. 

The Goddess

The Goddess

The Goddess plays favorites.  She won't give me even a measly cigarette.

wet Goddess

Last year in a slightly controversial cover story, New Times delved into the world of bestiality. We introduced you, whether you were prepared or not, to Malcolm Brenner, a Sarasota man who claims that a dolphin, named Ruby, was the love of his life. Now he's completed work on a semi-autobiographical novel about the animal love affair, titled Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover. Unfortunately the cover does not feature an oil painting of Fabio embracing a dolphin in a torn scarlet gown.

Brenner told New Times that he's been working on the novel for over 30 years (in fact, parts of it were originally published in Penthouse in the '70s), and has finally released it. It was inspired by his real relationship with a female dolphin he met while taking photographs at an amusement park.

"She would take my leg very lightly in her jaws and run her teeth up and down my leg," he told New Times. "It's an incredible sensation. I don't know if other people would find it erotic, but I certainly did."

"It was the most intense experience I've ever had," he said of the physical consummation of the relationship. "A transcendental experience. I felt I was completely wrapped up."

He claims that the novel isn't to promote bestiality or to exploit his relationship, but to show that marine mammals are smart animals capable of emotions and relationships and deserve protection in their natural environment. So, it's basically like The Cove, but with sex scenes.

The novel is available for $14.95 plus shipping on his website.

P.S: Mother's Day is right around the corner.

Beastiality is animal abuse.  It is as heinous as child molestation.

About the Goddess and God's dark sides

The Lady and Lord do have their dark sides as well as their kind, gentle sides.  The Goddess's dark side manifests in tornados and earthquakes.  The God's dark side manifests as "the Bogey Man"  or something like Freddy Kruger, something like what was in the "Exorcist" or "Jason" from Friday the 13th.  Our horror movies are full of the God's dark side, and a movie like Earthquake or Airport '77 are examples of the Goddess's dark side.  On a lighter note, the God manifests his dark side as Bart Simpson, and the Goddess manifests hers as Marge Simpson's sisters.